Hey Chriza, Slippy is mad at me. You're good with women. How can I win her back?

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  1. Popeye Saavedra

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    tell her over and over again how much you'd love to bang her. chicks eat that shit up
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    She loves advice about raising her kids. I would recommend trying to help her with that.
     
  5. BrulesRules

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    tell her you are on hard times and need a place to crash..bring booze and drugs.
     
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    She's not a cheeseburger. This is outside his wheelhouse
     
  8. Lemmy

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    Untie her and release her from your basement.
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    OMG I built the sweetest thing on Minecraft last night
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Hurr durr you made a funny
     
  11. gwartney

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    We tried to cover for you until you got here.
     
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    you're fucked dude.
     
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  14. Popeye Saavedra

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    Thanks for the great advice, Chriza. :nocheer:
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Dude it was awesome it has a flaming entrance and a wall of water
     
  16. Popeye Saavedra

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    Don't you think it may have been the part where you called the two ladies in the photo " disgusting pigs ".
     
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    I tried to help her with a computer problem (unsuccessfully) and she now calls me "baby" :dontknow:
     
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    Slippy's a good one, Popeye. You're the dick :hat:
     
  20. Lemmy

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    It's all part of being a creep Popeye. You gotta take the good (whatever that is) with the bad.