Hey @Chriza...

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  1. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Chipotle is offering up free burritos – if you’re willing to embrace tofu.

    If you buy the spicy organic tofu topping Sofritas on Jan. 26, Chipotle will give you a free entrée of any kind. That’s right: buy one, get one free burritos. Simply save your receipt and bring it back to Chipotle to get your free meal any time before Feb. 28.


    So you know.
     
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  2. Kanye West

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    i just scratched my sack
     
  3. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Now what?
     
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    Tofu is soy. Soy mimics estrogen in men. That is bad.
     
  5. Kanye West

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    probably write a couple of emails then take a shit
     
  6. BrulesRules

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    Guess that tofu bullshit isn't catching on. That's what happens when you try to cater a product towards 10% or less of the population.
     
  7. Kanye West

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    brules uses tofu dildos in his masturbation sessions
     
  8. Schmoopy

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    Not you too.:facepalm:
     
  9. BleedingGums

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    :shithead:
     
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    Sup, brother?:belch:
     
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  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    LOL FUCK THAT
     
  13. face palm

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    could have at least said thanks for thinking of me :dontknow:
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I liked his post

    That's how you say thank you in Dothraki
     
  15. Kanye West

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    tofu isnt that bad
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    You can have my share
     
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    :yes:
     
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    My niece makes tofurkey every thanksgiving.
     
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    kanye is gonna have bigger tits than hal
     
  20. face palm

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    does she have big tits?