Hey Dinkus Mayhem, how many more months until you turn 30?

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Cuz that is the worstest birthday of all times. It's a major nutsack kicking.

    :c
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Oh BTW...


    Motherfuck all you alls, everyone forgot my B-day a couple weeks ago. I want to specifically spotlight Dark Friday, who KNEW my Bday was 6 days after his. That old ass crippled fuck.

    :c
     
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    Dave how can we remember 1886?
     
  4. TonyJax

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    Everyone is thankful you remembered your birthday.

    Another year Alzheimer free. :cheer:
     
  5. Stew Nod

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  6. GHP

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    Oh I get it. Dave is old.
     
  8. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    OMG, is that an old person joke? ha ha, ha ha. :rolleyes:


    For reals though. I was born in 1969. If you ponder this, you soon realize that I was born in the greatest year to have ever been born in the history of civilization.

    :dance:
     
  9. zhukov

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    1969 BC was a great year for the Greeks Dave
     
  10. Harry Gibbs

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    a little over three months, bro. i'm not worried about it at all really. your 30s seem like a cool decade of life. 20s are great, but i'm ready to be a little older.
     
  11. GHP

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    Oh yeah I remember when we all wished happy birthday to Dark Friday
     
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    Why would we give a shit about your birthday?
     
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    happy birthday buddy :party:
     
  14. GHP

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    I was going to wish him a happy birthday but then I thought it would only make him feel worse
     
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    wish him a happy birthday right here just like I done I'm sure he'll be grateful and thankful and happyful
     
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    Happy Birthday, Dave :)
     
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    thats very sweet and white of you :)
     
  18. Daveindiego

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    Yup, I was exactly the same. I didn't give no fucks, age isn't important to me.

    But on that day it felt super horrible, reality set in. It's a bitch.
     
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    god you're so sexy when you're nice
     
  20. Daveindiego

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    Exactly, I was all nice in early april, and even posted the Birthday Dog pic a couple of times in other peoples Bday threads.

    Fuck everyone.

    You're right. I'd totally feel worse if people started to wish me happy bdays in this thread.

    It's too fucking late now. :fil: