hey Driven by Demons---get ready for Father's Day

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mlaw, Apr 16, 2012.

  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I guess you are a reproductive specialist---lol

    from Craigslist---Chicago area

    "Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert? - w4m - 28 (Aragon Ballroom)," an anonymous woman wrote the following post, which is reproduced here in its entirety:

    "Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.
    You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.

    I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got f***ed up. You had a nice c**k and I was wasted so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise.

    Anyway I'm pregnant. It's yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child's life."




    http://www.fuse.tv/2012/04/help-fin...-woman-in-megadeth/motorhead-concert-bathroom
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i wanna eat your hairpie
     
  3. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    would you gag me so I wouldn't get too loud?
     
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  4. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    gag me with a spoon...
     
  5. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    kanye in damage control spin :pie:
     
  6. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    Father's day... the most confusing day in the ghetto

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  7. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    what is this?
     
  8. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    The bleaks should be born sterile.

    It would help things move along. :secret:
     
  9. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I'm snipped :coffee:

    :marx:
     
  10. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Ditto :secret:
     
  11. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    my father died in 1973
     
  12. Droog

    Droog Well-Known Member VIP

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    :artiejj:
     
  13. Droog

    Droog Well-Known Member VIP

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    No way. I'd want everyone to hear you!!
     
  14. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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  15. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I forgot I made this thread :jj:
     
  16. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    :secret:Forgot I was on ignore too. :jj: