Hey, ESPN. Go fuck yourselves with all these 'Make a Wish' stories.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    WTF is this bullshit?

    I'm trying to watch Sportscenter for sports news. Football is getting ready to start.


    I DON'T want to hear these goddamn sad and depressing 'Make a Wish' stories. I'm watching just for the sports. Not for stories on about to die kids.

    FuuuuUUUUcccCCCCCccccckkkkkk!

    :dave:
     
  2. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    your blood pressure...
     
  3. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I'm doing breathing exercises right now.
     
  4. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    This is the correct place if you're trying to tell ESPN something
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    We need to make a game where we take a drink every time Dave crowbars in the fact that he watches sports
     
  6. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Why do you care about football?
     
  7. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    ...and listens tah Phish
     
  8. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I forgot to add...

    Can someone please forward my OP to ESPN so that they may take action.

    kthx.

    SD State has been to 3 straight bowls.

    NCAAF starts next Thursday.
     
  9. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Seeing as I haven't listened to much, if any, Phish this year, looks like you wouldn't be doing much drinking.
     
  10. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Over a year and half...







    :cheer:
     
  11. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Dad stuff
     
  12. Oderus

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    Phish Roooooooooooooools Yyyyyyyyyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh my godddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd I'm a hippyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.......fuck, my heart....
     
  13. DarkFriday

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    Sportscenter?

    Welcome to 1998 Dave.
     
  14. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    :facepalm:
     
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    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Phish dude.

    Rock.
     
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    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Whee.
     
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    [h=1]The 8 Most Badass Make-A-Wish Foundation Wishes[/h]
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    no wonder i'm drunk half the time.
     
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    There's this other network now, it's called FOX Sports 1.....look into it.
     
  20. Daveindiego

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    Oh, you mean the one that went on the air 2 days ago, and has zero programming? That one?