Hey Everyone...Beef got new coffee table

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  1. mape

    mape Well-Known Member

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    bethostern
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    New coffee table kittypiece #yoda
     
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    It looks like a bear shit in the woods.
     
  3. mape

    mape Well-Known Member

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    Beefus..."must post pic of all the new stuff I have"
     
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    Fugly
     
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    Wow that is ugly.
     
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    what a dumb polack :snicker:
     
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    The table is hideous but it probably cost Howard a lot of money.
     
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    I can't stop looking at that hideous centerpiece.
     
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    TACKY SHIT.
     
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    this bitch is making me hate cats more and more by the day.
     
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    Funny how we all think the same thing!:snicker:
     
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    What they need is a new sofa.
     
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    Shes keeping all her eggs in one basket.
     
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    A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey, I got a good Polack joke"
    The bartender replies coldly, "I'll have you know I'm Polish."
    "OK, I'll talk slow."
     
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    I don't think the table is new. She is trying to say the cat is the new centerpiece.
     
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    I wonder, did Beef just hire a shitty designer or a talented, competent one whom she browbeat into doing what she wanted? I suspect the latter. He/she probably tried to direct Beef away from hideous, tacky shit, but Beef wasn't having it. " I want that coffee table! It's really big and looks CLASSY! " (Designer grimaces. Um, well, Beth, that's ONE way to go, but....")
     
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    That table says it all. Wiggy really married a classless rube.
     
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    Oh....didn't u see Mom Caves....Beefus a designer/decorator :giggle:
     
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    Which matches the "lady" of the house's face. Perfect, I say!
     
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