Hey fags I AM MAKING FUCKING MEATLOAF

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Nov 15, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'm not gonna do a whole series of pics because my hands were a bit busy during the process

    But here's the before picture



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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'll post the After picture in about an hour

    Now go fuck yourselves
     
  3. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Say, what's that weight like these days?

    Are you a fat fuck yet or still just kinda husky?
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Are you going to cook it in a crock pot? Won't it take longer than an hour in a crock pot? The other name for a crock pot is SLOW cooker.
     
  5. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Uh, seriously...you bought fucking diced onions!!!!!! :facepalm:
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I've actually been losing weight the last couple weeks by doing nothing at all! :yes:

    It's probably AIDS :nocheer:
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    No it's just on the counter where I posed the shit
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'M NOT GOOD AT CUTTING ONIONS FUCK OFF :pissed:
     
  9. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    I made a lasagna you no lip having Reggie
     
  10. Pstruct

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    Where's the sausage? :dontknow:
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Also for the sauce you put on top, I mixed ketchup with horseradish :yes:
     
  12. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I was gonna bring that up too but I had already criticized him for using a crock pot.
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    These lips were on your wife's pussy last night



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  14. lickety split

    lickety split New Member Banned User

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    Who knew they even sold diced onions.
     
  15. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    did you get the steak sauce? Don't forget to mix up the brown sugar and ketchup and pop that shit in the microwave til it gets all melty than slather it all over that loaf in the oven. :buffet:
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    In my pants
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    What the fuck
     
  18. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    im not married, and i love that movie :c
     
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    Looks good, I might have to steal your idea of using Ritz Crackers instead of bread crumbs.
     
  20. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    This just seems like some real bachelor shit, but, fuck it does sound pretty good.