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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Mar 25, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    So I finally took your advice and tried the Taco flavored Doritos. They're all right I guess. Don't see what the big deal is.

    Anyhoo, I'm about to go to my parents' house. They're going on a lil 2 day vacation and I have to house-sit and take care of the dogs and my Grammie, who is super cool but like fucking 93. I'll ask her what Daveindiego was like.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Also, she wants to take me out to dinner? Which is cool and all, I like free food, but WTF am I gonna talk to a 93 year old broad about for an hour? :scratch:
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    Shoney's or golden coral, here comes Chriza.
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    What'd you have at outback?
     
  5. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    Talk about your sexual escapades with her. You might be surprised at the skeletons in granny's closet!
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I had the ribeye. Was all right. I'm pretty sure I could make a better steak at home though. I'm starting to become disenchanted with that place.
     
  7. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    What it was like banging Harry S. Truman. ;)
     
  8. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    Take her to Hometown buffet. They have plenty of food for her to gum on.
     
  9. banksy

    banksy Bye, Felicia VIP

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    suck it up bro. she gonna be worm food soon. :facepalm:
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Yeah. I'd rather eat my own dick.

    You're in Portland, you wanna take her out? She's pretty much fucking blind anyway, just talk in a masculine voice about fast food and she'll think it's me.
     
  11. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    get your Grandma to sign up here.
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That's real nice :rolleyes:
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Chriza's Grammie would be a cool mult
     
  14. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Dave is ur grandpa
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Rub that clit
     
  16. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    What ARE the best Doritos? Please don't go until you've answered this. TIA
     
  17. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    Granny loves you. Suck it up and talk about what she wants to talk about.
     
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    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    This is your chance to turn her against the family, leaving you as the sole beneficiary in her will.
     
  19. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    remember that guy's wife that signed up last week?


    this is the perfect out for you.. just sayin' :whistle:
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    The hot ones

    Doy