hey fast food lovers. Check it out!!!

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Right now it's KC-only, but once business skyrockets I'm sure it'll be available all over.

    Coming in its own fancy suitcase which can subsequently be repurposed as luggage, McDonald's Blitz Box comes with two Quarter Pounders with Cheese, two medium fries and a 20-piece McNugget with your choice of several different dipping sauces. I usually go with sweet and sour.

    All told it's a whopping 2,940 calories -- though someone in PR with McDonald's assures us this meal is meant for more than one person. But who are they kidding? This shit is about to be the new BK Stackers.

    Notice it doesn't come with any drinks, because I'm sure they figures anyone who buys this will be drinking beer, if not malt liquor. If anyone wants to put up the $30, I'll attempt both the Blitz Box and a case race and see if you wouldn't die from that.
     
  2. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    That is a fancy suitcase.
     
  3. nserafini

    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    Bitch please

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  4. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    fancy copywriting there, bud.
     
  5. Artie Laugh

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    Chriza in 3....2..........1
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    shitty re-posting copy that ends with a bet. :jj:
     
  9. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    you, sir, are ON. :lo5:
     
  10. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    maybe i shouldve read the whole thing first :doh:
     
  11. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    :jj:
     
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    [video=youtube;kWhvaPbs50I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWhvaPbs50I[/video]
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    As God is my witness I can't tell if that's a good deal or not
     
  14. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    You could do better off the dollar menu but then you wouldn't get the fancy box.
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I don't like McNuggets
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    it's wasteful, why not just put the fries in one container
     
  17. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    it should also come with drinks
     
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    It needs to include a feather and a bucket.
     
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    needs a toy :(
     
  20. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :wtf: thats the best thing on the menu