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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jul 27, 2015.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I had a good weekend. I went to the beach and also made Crock Pot chicken. But that's not what this is about. I will be reviewing a few films that I've seen lately. So let's get started. :smile:
     
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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Still Alice. Fucking amazing. I recommend it to anyone. Also I've never noticed this, but Kristen Stewart is hot.


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  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    This disappointed the living fuck out of me, because the buildup was rather interesting and enjoyable. But the last third, or maybe even half of the movie is complete ass. Stupid fucking villain, stupid plot, stupid effects, stupid fucking everything. Fuck it.



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    Did you see Trainwreck? It was actually pretty funny, I laughed.
     
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  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    No but I know John Cena is in it
     
  7. Chriza

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    How did your MFM threesome go? I heard about that.
     
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    Oh he must have been the gay meathead guy. Didn't know who that was.
     
  9. Chriza

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    Cool. I didn't think you'd give a shit about a movie like this. Respect. :beer:
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    This was total shit. Absolute fucking waste of time. I wish I'd spent two hours slamming my cock in a car door instead.


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  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Fuck that, I love good movies nukka
     
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    i watched "Ragin Cajun Redneck Gators" yesterday.

    no amount of showering could clean the shame off of me.
     
  13. Chriza

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    Have you watched Locke yet? It's just Tom Hardy driving a car and talking on the phone for 90 minutes. That's it, but it's really good.
     
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    the only thing worse was if i watched "I Am Cait."

    i did not.
     
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  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    This was good. Not great, but good. I enjoyed it. It's definitely a movie for Die Antwoord fans, as they're practically the main characters in it, in addition to their music being the soundtrack.


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    Santee people and their redneck TV programs :facepalm:
     
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  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    No I've never even heard of it but I'd check it out
     
  18. Anfkid

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    @LonghornJ gave the best review for Trainwreck. I could never do it justice so you should here it from him. :worried:
     
  19. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

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    i watched this over the weekend .it was pretty cool

     
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    Sweatergahd it's good.