Discussion in 'The Bar' started by dawg, Feb 12, 2011.
how are you?
I'd be better if i was a fucker. Lately I've been more of a tugger.
No way. Aren't you like 25? Bro.... Monk not getting laid, I entiende, YOU? No way.
Let the horseface race begin!!!
I don't go out much. I work, come home and jack off till the sun comes up.
Me too! My feet hurt so bad from today, that I put on these slippers that I got as a gift and they vibrate!!! I thought about sitting on them when I posted this.
You people have excuses. I'm fucking married. That's like being told don't eat at a restaurant, there will be a home cooked meal waiting for you at home. Then you get home starving to death and the fucking cupboard is bare.
I was better before that last Poker run
Bitch, I get laid DAILY. True story. Shut your fucking beak.
I am drunk hanging out with some very cool Australians!