Entertainment Hey Fucktards--NEWS8NOW is a spoof (a shitty one at that) news site

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mlaw, Oct 27, 2015.

  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    Christ almighty, don't be stupid you morons

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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    You mean the Texas man didn't really eat the teenage boy in the haunted house, Whew, what a relief!
     
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  5. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    thank Christ

    apparently you do
     
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    :haha: I love it! Drag us, Mlaw!
     
  7. Freedom Fries

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    I do ? :scratch:
     
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    I'm still believing that gorilla woman who pleasured herself with Jimmy Deans in a Louisianna Wallmart. :wub: @DrSublux
     
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  9. scoobyla

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    this is the fake thread, mike
     
  10. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    you cared enough to click on this thread
     
  11. Mlaw

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    Johnny :wub:
     
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    I like reading your posts, didn't really care aout the topic.
     
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  13. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    What is the deal with these sites? They make no attempt to be witty or the slightest bit humorous, in my opinion.
     
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    That's the internet in general, though. The entire thing is nothing but porn and crying.
     
  15. Mlaw

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    thank you, I just noticed that there have been several threads reporting news from this site as if it were true.

    There is no effort at all, but I think that's true for most shit on the internet

    stop looking in my windows :pissed:
     
  16. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    It didn't use to be that way... We stood up for what was right. We fought for moral reason. We passed laws, struck down laws, for moral reason. We waged wars on poverty, not on poor people. We sacrificed, we cared about our neighbors, we put our money where our mouths were and we never beat our chest. We built great, big things, made ungodly technological advances, explored the universe, cured diseases and we cultivated the world’s greatest artists AND the world’s greatest economy. We reached for the stars, acted like men. We aspired to intelligence, we didn’t belittle it. It didn’t make us feel inferior. We didn’t identify ourselves by who we voted for in the last election and we didn’t scare so easy. We were able to be all these things and do all these things because we were informed… by great men, men who were revered. First step in solving any problem is recognizing there is one. America is not the greatest country in the world anymore.

    -Will McAvoy
     
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    @Mlaw please don't tell me this isn't real. :boohoo:

     
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    I'll stick with the Onion
     
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    Snort Something witty Gold

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