Hey Gar, check this out

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Two bulls stood on a hill. They looked down on a valley where a dozen cows grazed.

    The young bull said, "Hey Pop, let's run down there and fuck one of those cows."

    "No, Son," said the old bull. "Let's WALK down there and fuck them all."

    live it learn it know it
     
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    Gary be gettin' all the bitches wet in Oslo tonight! GP2 style! :cool:
     
  3. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Alerted for disrespect of females
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Is he back?
     
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  5. Mr. Potato Head

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    Like he could fool a bull into thinking he's a cow. Jesus, dawg.:facepalm:
     
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    If Gar would live by this simple philosophy he would be just fine.
     
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    Small boy. :nojj:
     
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    He really is a frail tiny man :nojj:
     
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    :bigcry:
     
  10. dawg

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    Holy shit on a stick Sir! :oderus:
     
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    have you thought about making gary prove he is from norway?
    once and for all..with pics or temp ban
     
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  12. Mr. Potato Head

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    I just think he'd be better off if he stopped trying to get bulls to fuck him.
     
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    Well, that too
     
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  14. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    He has people convinced that he entered a chat :jj:
     
  15. garypagetwo

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    Thats creepy man, i feel violated around you
     
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    you just sat on a dildo
     
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    By the way, I just want to point out that Dawg hoochied my last thread and told me if I call out any more mods, I'm going to get deaded again.
    Then he makes this thread????
     
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    And whats this about fucking cows? :wtf: Texas melvins, i swear to god...
     
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