hey garypage2 you fat piece of shit now you can use myfitnesspal to track your caloric intake

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    it has exactly what you need, you nipply faggit.

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  2. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    and he's still gaining weight :wtf:
     
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  5. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    if @garypagetwo stopped gobbling jizz he'd lose a pound a week without making any other dietary changes.
     
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  6. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    @garypagebulimia
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Gary never seems to be on at the same time as Dink...what's up with that?
     
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  8. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    he's afraid of me. did you know that he refers to himself as "gare-boy" but he spells "boy" as "boi"?
     
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    Ferris Bueller floating around

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  10. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    makes me lools every time.
     
  11. walterHwhite

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    :rofl:
     
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    Dirty South Large Member

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    Is it true that when @garypagetwo leaves loads in his ass he absorbs the calories rectally?
     
  13. walterHwhite

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    i think the rectal sperm is to feed his gerbil @garypagetwo
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    @garypagetwo is gonna pwn you when that bathroom clears out
     
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    @garypagetwo

    "i'd like a large frozen pizza with extra sperm please"
     
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  16. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    @garypagefaggit
     
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    @garypagetwo how many calories in a frozen pizza covered in sperm?
    #DiePepNips
     
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  18. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. VIP

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    His prolific semen intake is what makes his giant, skyscraper forehead so shiny.
     
  19. Chigs

    Chigs The finest in the Nation VIP

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    I like how they measure sperm by the "load"
     
  20. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Do you?