Hey, guess what?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by MONK, Jan 29, 2011.

  1. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Fuck yoouuuuuuuuu!



































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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    WHY have I not thought of, or at least SEEN this before???! :jj:
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    For the same reason you don't notice your front tires aren't spinning in deep snow.
     
  7. eliasbboy

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    Because you much too ladylike and delicate to be in such a place that would post that filth.
     
  8. eliasbboy

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    Oh. This was MUCH better than mine.:jj:
     
  9. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Zingggggggggggggg!!!! :thumbup2:
     
  10. Bye You!

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    that's exactly what I just thought!!!!
     
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    TELL me... how do you, from the driver's seat, notice that your front tires are not spinning? Enlighten me... please. How does one accomplish this level of perception??
     
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    Hey Now!!!

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  14. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Well, you can feel the distribution of the torque. If you felt you were stuck, you turn the wheel. Are your front wheels pulling? If there is no pull, then your transfer case is not engaged. Either you need to go back to 2H then to 4H and re-engage or you clamps are frozen or your 4WD is fucked. Next.
     
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    From all the years spent driving on discarded banana peels his little chimp feet can just feeeeel the slipping right through the pedal.
     
  16. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Are you and Mr. Warmth "pen pals"?

    I mean, really?
     
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    Lol @ women. Reminds me when my gf would say "OMG did my tire just pop", no biatch, you'd KNOW if your tire popped. Never should've let them vote.
     
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    My girlfriend in high school asked me if she would put less miles on the car if she drove slower.

    Boy could she fuck.
     
  20. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Just kill yourself. :facepalm: