Hey guys ever bang your cousin

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  1. agnes

    agnes Big Sexy Gold

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    My cousin wants to bang what you guys think
     
  2. John Mahlin

    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

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    Need to see pics, then will render verdict.
     
  3. Quality Control

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    Do it. Anyway, no I've never banged my cousin, but when I was a really little kid I walked in on my two older cousins (both were probably around 12 at the time) going at it under the covers on a top bunk bed. Granted, I didn't actually see anything, but their clothes were on the floor. It wasn't until years later that I figured out what they were probably doing.
     
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    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    I think you should make him wear a condom.
     
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    Slow Just a gangster I suppose Banned User

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    the op is considering banging his cousin, 2nd post asks the obvious how does she look, 3rd HAS cousins that banged at fucking 12.........


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    First cousin, second cousin....twice removed?
     
  7. killallposers

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    No, but I wanted to. Still would, she's still hot. We're both married, so it wouldn't be right.

    The answer to this question is a simply equation. I suck at math, so I can't even do a simple equation. But it has to do with how hard up you are vs hot hot she is using 1-10 scales. If you aren't very hard up and she isn't very hot, then it's a no. If she's a 9 or 10, go for it. Just don't knock her up with a flipper baby.
     
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  8. Quality Control

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    Stay in your own lane, sis. I didn't say I f***ed them, I barely associated with them then and I haven't seen or spoken to either one in years.
     
  9. XXXXX

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    For lots of reasons, It's probably not a good idea...
     
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    Einstein married his cousin and used this same formula. :grad:
     
  11. killallposers

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    It's a solid formula.
     
  12. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    Do it and record it.. Upload to xhampster
    Cheers
     
  13. XXXXX

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    Find someone else's cousin!
     
  14. Mr Vengeance

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    Nope. But my best friend since I was 11 did. And I don't blame him one bit....
     
  15. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I think some punctuation is in order.
     
  16. Not Sure

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  17. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    Age, Height, Jeans Size or Weight Guesstimate, Titty Size, How Close of a Cousin?
     
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    what the fuck is wrong with you? Just asking.
     
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  19. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...do it! just think of the awesome banjo player you could raise!

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  20. BethWeave

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    and a jail sentence. Disgusting