Hey guys, gather round and take a knee. Swifty is in surgery.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Abscessed anal gland. His butt was turning into a big red balloon. :bigcry:


     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Doctor started talking about putting him on some good drugs while they were taking him away.

    I ALMOST asked if I could have some too.

    :davetoke:
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    a good pet owner would express the anal glands to prevent such a thing from happening :grad:
     
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    I thought they just squeezed those suckers
     
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    zingger They know! Gold

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    Thank you
     
  6. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Listen, I'm really not interested in the assplay you have with your dog.

    Mine is getting addressed by a Pro. At much cost to me. :fil:
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I bet facepalm identifies the precise area to address by finding it with his tongue.

    My dogs asshole and surrounding area is foreign to me. As it should be.
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    if ya need to borrow a few bucks
    let me know
    good luck swifty
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    that's not how it works david
     
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    #swiftykickstarttosavehisass
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    #ghettodogslivesmatter
     
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    Hey bro, I'm not studying my dogs asshole area, saying "oh, there is the anal glands, I should squeeze them".

    a.) I'm not looking
    b.) I'm incapable of identifying anything in the area except the actual O-Ring itself.
     
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    His groomer is supposed to express it for you. You might have to drop some hammers, Dave.
     
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    Poor Swifty.

    Dave is a good dog dad.
     
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    he's gonna put the thing down if he cant afford the bill
     
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    I had coffee with my pops this morning, and this was discussed. I really hadn't thought about that before. I was also letting him grown his hair out a little longer this time.

    I was supposed to have him groomed today actually, but obviously rescheduled.

    I'm going to get him groomed more frequently to avoid this issue in the future. :grad:
     
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    Guys who love their small dogs and cats and TOOL are the best.
     
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    I did ask them when they gave me the estimate for this work "and whats the price to just put him down again?".

    Thankfully for the dog, the surgery is more economically feasible for him.

    :smile: