Hey guys. Have a seat. I just got back from the doctors yesterday, and I got some shocking news.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Shocking.

    Are you sitting?

    :c
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    I now weigh over 200 pounds. For the first time ever in my life. Me. 200 pounds.

    You of course know what this means, right?

    This means that if you even look at me sideways, I will whip your simple monkey asses into next month.

    You do NOT want to fuck with this 6'1, 200 pound chunk of trouble.

    :c
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    You have Fallopian tubes??
     
  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    You want to know what is totally ironic about this whole thread?



    I am NOT sitting right now.

    :c
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    go be fat somewhere else, faggit
     
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  6. blotchy

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    Probably should move away from that grocery store.
     
  7. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    look at this moron proud of being fat :facepalm:
     
  8. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    "Just got back." "Yesterday."

    What?
     
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    [​IMG] .... That's not irony
     
  10. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Everyone can STFU. :fil:
     
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    now you're old and fat. congrats!
     
  12. Stan Beeman

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    AIDS?
     
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    well hot damn

    I went to the Dr today and I'm going in the opposite direction. Down to 182.
     
  14. gilaet

    gilaet forum Tommy Jarvis Gold

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    @Daveindistended
     
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    Yeah. We all know about your stupid desk already, bro. Chill out.

    :toke:
     
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  18. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Allow me to reiterate for the new posters in this thread.

    You can all STFU. :fil:

    6'1, 200 is NOT fat, motherfuckers.
     
  19. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    It's not a doritos gut, it's the fuel tank for an ass kicking machine.
     
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    Dave is gonna be the next to get the beetus. :cheer: