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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Lates VIP

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    pretty certain that she probably has "vagina" issues?

    There is this chick at Starbucks who is real close to be the luckiest chick in San Diego, but I'm pretty certain that she might have some kind of problems. She has a ruddy skin complexion, and I bet that translates to some kind of weird dermatology problem that causes her to spend every week at the Gyno.

    I'm going to take a pass. :grad:
     
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    My wife discourages my dating...even after 27 years of marriage:facepalm:
     
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    Chriza You look like a tree! Gold VIP

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    Dave has to consider whether or not to date girls with visible rashes :jj:
     
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    why is she lucky?
     
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    Maybe her perfect vagina is sucking the life out of the rest of her.
     
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :hhh:
     
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    could you define "luckiest chick" for us?
     
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    Dave has rashes older than she is
     
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    Stubborn woman. :fil:
     
  11. Daveindiego

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    Any one that I give some attention to. :c
     
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    No, they aren't rashes.
     
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    You should ask her out Dave it will be funny when she turns you down
     
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    does she have any other obvious physical defects?
     
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    Naz's cock is so yummy and filling. -GHP
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Shivvy E-Legend Gold

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    does anyone believe that Dave would turn down any woman that showed interest?
     
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    I haven't seen my cock since the spring of '87 ~ naz
     
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    No. She fills her pants nicely. :c
     
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    Not a chance. Besides, any straight man would never try to assume a broad has "vaginal" issues
     
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    Dave could afford Starbucks? :wtf:
     

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