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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Well-Known Member VIP

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    pretty certain that she probably has "vagina" issues?

    There is this chick at Starbucks who is real close to be the luckiest chick in San Diego, but I'm pretty certain that she might have some kind of problems. She has a ruddy skin complexion, and I bet that translates to some kind of weird dermatology problem that causes her to spend every week at the Gyno.

    I'm going to take a pass. :grad:
     
  2. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself VIP

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    My wife discourages my dating...even after 27 years of marriage:facepalm:
     
  3. Chriza

    Chriza You look like a tree! VIP

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    Dave has to consider whether or not to date girls with visible rashes :jj:
     
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    Stew Nod Hello Gold VIP

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    why is she lucky?
     
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    gilaet Police Truck Administrator

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    Maybe her perfect vagina is sucking the life out of the rest of her.
     
  6. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :hhh:
     
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    could you define "luckiest chick" for us?
     
  8. GHP

    GHP New Member Shot Dead

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    Dave has rashes older than she is
     
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    Stubborn woman. :fil:
     
  10. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Well-Known Member VIP

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    Any one that I give some attention to. :c
     
  11. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Well-Known Member VIP

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    No, they aren't rashes.
     
  12. GHP

    GHP New Member Shot Dead

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    You should ask her out Dave it will be funny when she turns you down
     
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    does she have any other obvious physical defects?
     
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    Naz's cock is so yummy and filling. -GHP
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Shivvy E-Legend Gold

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    does anyone believe that Dave would turn down any woman that showed interest?
     
  17. GHP

    GHP New Member Shot Dead

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    I haven't seen my cock since the spring of '87 ~ naz
     
  18. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Well-Known Member VIP

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    No. She fills her pants nicely. :c
     
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    Not a chance. Besides, any straight man would never try to assume a broad has "vaginal" issues
     
  20. The Gas Face

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    Dave could afford Starbucks? :wtf:
     

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