Hey guys, have you ever NOT asked a chick out because you were....

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Daveindiego, Feb 13, 2013.

  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    pretty certain that she probably has "vagina" issues?

    There is this chick at Starbucks who is real close to be the luckiest chick in San Diego, but I'm pretty certain that she might have some kind of problems. She has a ruddy skin complexion, and I bet that translates to some kind of weird dermatology problem that causes her to spend every week at the Gyno.

    I'm going to take a pass. :grad:
     
  2. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    My wife discourages my dating...even after 27 years of marriage:facepalm:
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Dave has to consider whether or not to date girls with visible rashes :jj:
     
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    why is she lucky?
     
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    Maybe her perfect vagina is sucking the life out of the rest of her.
     
  6. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :hhh:
     
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    could you define "luckiest chick" for us?
     
  8. GHP

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    Dave has rashes older than she is
     
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    Stubborn woman. :fil:
     
  10. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Any one that I give some attention to. :c
     
  11. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    No, they aren't rashes.
     
  12. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    You should ask her out Dave it will be funny when she turns you down
     
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    does she have any other obvious physical defects?
     
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    Naz's cock is so yummy and filling. -GHP
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    does anyone believe that Dave would turn down any woman that showed interest?
     
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    I haven't seen my cock since the spring of '87 ~ naz
     
  18. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    No. She fills her pants nicely. :c
     
  19. Gas Face

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    Not a chance. Besides, any straight man would never try to assume a broad has "vaginal" issues
     
  20. Gas Face

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    Dave could afford Starbucks? :wtf: