WTF Hey guys. I've been pretty insecure about my penis size lately

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    pretty pathetic, i know. ill be right in the middle of banging Mrs Shiv, and im like, "uhhhhhhh is she even enjoying this."

    i swear its shrunk over the years
     
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    Smartguy This Space Is For Rent VIP

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    Well some women will tell you that size doesn't matter, but, I think they are just saying that to make you feel better.
     
  3. FeetToTaste

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    Look, Build attraction and comfort, flirt. Make her want you so bad that in the end she wants to eat you she's so turned on. Keep her guessing as to when you will actually have sex. Then when it does happen, she just wants to release the tension you two have it won't matter if your penis is small.

    That's the true secret to sex. The tension, shiv, build up... The only one who really care are size queens or "testers." And they probably have so much experience that they can only get off with big ones. Do you really want that type of girl?

    Oh and if you do get with a girl and she says it's too small, Tell her that's fine because it will go easily into your a$$!

    And if your afraid she will tell people your penis is small, remember that she still did bang you so who's the fool lol???
     
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    Your balls ok?

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    Credit ???
     
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    Six or more and you're golden. You can get away with five if you're good. From all the chicks i talk to, it seems most dudes are small. I always thought i was tiny but im fine. Six even. If youre Under five... well.... :jj:
     
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    We are :p
     
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    It doesn't matter...in circumstances where your pocketbook is indirectly proportional to your penis size.
     
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    To be fair, it's not you, it's me buddy. I've stretched her out over the years.
     
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    I have another question, this thread might be the good place to ask:

    I am wondering, does penis size matter to friends? I noticed after my friend saw a picture of my erect penis which is not large he seems to be less friendly to me. Does penis size matter to friends? Thank you
     
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    No worries.

    Start out with Hercules then work your way up to the GOLIATH
     
  11. PI Nate

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    Lately?
     
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    You should bring in a well hung black man to bang her while you watch.... Right, Robin?
     
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    Just google "penis enlargement" from your work computer...and send them the money. It totally works.
     
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    Don't worry bro, the problem is her vagina.

    youtube . com/watch?v=lcJoTREXxwU

     
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    ya its weird. i just started being insecure about it about a month or so ago
     
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    my brother did that. he bought some stuff called Longitude. he had to take these pill and tug on his dick for some long every day. :jj:
     
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    Why do you think god gave you a tongue to talk with
     
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    Shiv,

    Adopt this attitude and stop it with beta insecurities.

    /you're welcome

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    :bigthink
     
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    @EasyJesus can answer your question :lol: