Hey guys, still trying to find a Valentine's gift for your lady?

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  1. XuXu

    XuXu Well-Known Member Banned User

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  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    XuXu Well-Known Member Banned User

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    If that's too expensive, you could consider this:


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    http://www.vermontteddybear.com/sellgroup/fifty-shades-of-grey-bear.aspx?bhcp=1

    If you want to dominate Valentine’s Day, skip the roses and send the limited-edition Fifty Shades of Grey Bear. Inspired by the best-selling book, the adult gift is specially designed for fans obsessed with Grey, biting their lips with anticipation over the movie. He features smoldering eyes, a suit and satin tie, mask – even mini handcuffs. Handmade in Vermont, USA using the silkiest fur we can get our paws on; smooth, faux-suede details and 100% recycled stuffing. Guaranteed for life.

    15" Fifty Shades of Grey® Bear
    KK0015958 $89.99
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    $1500 for a shot in the twat??? Fuck that- try berries.com
     
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  5. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I'd have more confidence in that doctor if she didn't have the big inflated lips.

    They didn't say how the stuff gets into your hoo hoo. You don't suppose you have to get a shot down there, do you?
     
  6. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    My wife would happily give up sex for the rest of her life in order to avoid having a needle stuck in her.
     
  7. XuXu

    XuXu Well-Known Member Banned User

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    It's two shots. One in the clit and one just above the vag.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    the bitch im seeing isnt worth that much
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    and i aint seeing her on valentines day :grad:
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal RH Goatcabin’s Fantasy Woman VIP

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    I heard about that on the radio. That is so creepy.
     
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    XuXu Well-Known Member Banned User

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    That's how I heard about it, on NPR no less. :eek:
     
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    Tuesday VIP Extreme Gold

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    I asked for headphones. :mrpeanut:
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Helps maturing women inthe bedroom? Who the fuck wants a maturing woman in the bedroom?
     
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    XuXu Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I first saw this on the news the other day. It was a longer video that had younger women, but I couldn't find that one.
     
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    nope. don't need a shot.....but thanks
    well, maybe a shot like this though...
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Young wet bitches
     
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    My Valentine is gonna get an injection in the throat

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    Shiv got his wife a dildo. 20 bucks and it came with a licorice flavored rubber.
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Bartender, a drink for the lady please...
     
  20. XuXu

    XuXu Well-Known Member Banned User

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    She who?