Hey guys.. whats the worst thing youve gotten on your penis during anal?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    i have a buddy that was doing anal and when he pulled out he had lettuce on the tip. anyone got any good stories?
     
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    a piece of a hairbrush.....
     
  3. Ano

    Ano Dawg Supporter

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    Have you had your prostate examined?
     
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    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    Never done anal.

    I like poontang.
     
  5. synch22

    synch22 Well-Known Member

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    In college it got bad....very bad. 15 yrs ago and its like yesterday if iI think about it.
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    My ex girlfriend


    [video=youtube;bcYppAs6ZdI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI[/video]
     
  7. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Chriza :facepalm:
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    chrizas poo
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    this
     
  11. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    this is a very hurtful thread. Why do you mock me shiv? :bigcry:
     
  12. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er 2010 OG Gold

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    nothing ever! :wub:
     
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    As if unwashed anus wasn't bad enough.
     
  14. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    :lol:
     
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    you are almost as bad as jdwhatever
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    dont ever say that again
     
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    "Lettuce." :jj: :facepalm:
     
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    anyone that goes in there deserves all the vileness he gets
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    A class ring
     
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    An 8-year-old. That's all I'm allowed to say, legally.