Hey guyz I got a Crock Pot for Christmas yays!

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    But I don't know what to do with it and I don't know how to cook

    Please give me simple things I can make in it, preferably with no more than 3 or 4 steps and ingredients k thanx


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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    cyanide soup

    google for recipe.
     
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    Make a roast...

    Meat,carrots, onion,water half way up,cream of mushroom soup. 8 hours later on low, eat.
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    8 hours Jesus Christ
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    How about cooking chitlins for MLK day? :idea:

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    Husker Riley Well-Known Member

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    It's called a SLOW COOKER fatty...6 hours on high
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I don't even know what chitlins are. I just know they're for Nigerians.
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    6 hours Jesus Christ
     
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    shove it up your ass
     
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    Mine hasn't been used for 5 years. Might try it this weekend with a chuck roast.
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    Throw it together in the morning and it will be ready when you get home from work, it's so easy!
     
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    Ox tails

    Put them in your crockpot, salt, pepper, garlic powder, onions, etc. Put 1/2 cup of water and a couple of tablespoons of vinegar and cook for about 5-6 hours

    The meat should fall off the bones mon :hat:
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That's what people keep telling me to do. I'm kinda uneasy with the thought of leaving something cooking in my apartment unattended all day. :worried:
     
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    I was thinking he could fill it with water. Bring it to a slow rolling boil.
    Then stick his head in it.
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    What the fuckin fuck is this voodoo horseshit

    I'm not making witch's brew
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    Everything will be fine. Crock pot on the counter, just don't have a bunch of junk piled on it or around it. I'll get some recipes together for you.

    :dance:
     
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    :lol:
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :cheer::wub:
     
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    The fuck am I gonna get an ox tail anyway

    This aint Calcutta, lady