Hey, hey, hey I'm wife is a whore

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Stew Nod, Nov 22, 2015.

  1. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    I'm a 'jersey guy' pretty cool guy...expert on sex and prostitutes

    Anything you small penis guys wanna know aabout paying for sex and feeling like a big man...ask your questions here

    hey hey hey!
     
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    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    oH AND IF ANYONE NEEDS A RAT FINK FOR HIRE...i'M AVAILABLE...lolololol
     
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  3. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Does sex with a hooker count as cheating?
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Asking for a friend.
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    can i use turkey bacon to make a bacon weave?
     
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    oNE TIMES i WAS with this Reggie girl from roselle,,,we put shoe polish on her twat...hahahha...Then we measured our penises and they were all under 2.5 inches...soooo...we got a BROOMSTICK....we're smart! LOLOLOLOL
     
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    asking for a fiend
     
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    depends if the wife is holding out
     
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    no no no :facepalm:
     
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  10. CKY

    CKY Mejor Que Nada™

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    Evening stew
     
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    Shedding Skin Damp Banned User

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    Saying your from Jersey only works in Europe
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    You should just skip the foreplay and suck a dick. It would be less gay.
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    call out thread while you know the other person isn't here is kinda pussy
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    more sodium in turkey bacon than
    wait what?
     
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    Looks like stew got in to the cooking wine again
     
  16. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    plz stfu
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    That's not a bad deal. Get the 100 floggings over with and then party forever.
     
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    zoa traininmyanus

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    phil hurt his pussy idk how but it happened, just letting everybody know :)
     
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    religion of peace