Hey @Hidden Dragon I know you want to fuck me

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, Sep 26, 2015.

  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    It's pretty obvious. Come to Oslo this week and Ill make your dreams come true :cool: And you dont need to flirt with me any longer, ive gotten the message loud and clear.
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    This should go well :coffee:
     
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  3. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Dirty South Large Member

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    She wants your little viking, bro, gp2 style. :cool:
     
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    Rum Balls VIP Extreme Gold

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    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Nordic nubbin
     
  7. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    The Page :cool:

    Are you sure you could deliver the goods?
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Gary she doesn't wear skinny jeans or get boners. Look elsewhere.
     
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  10. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    easy, she's horny as fuck
    well no offense but she definitely doesnt want to be with a guy who'll go into cardiac arrest mid fucking
     
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    parents wine :coffee:
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    gar you paying for the flight?
     
  13. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    nah she'll do it
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Gary should she bring a body bag?
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Gary lemmie make this perfectly clear. She would pick me IN A HEART BEAT if you were the other choice.

    Pun intended because my heart is perfect! :yes:
     
  16. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    you have a lot of confidence for a guy who basically only shit talks and tells hospital stories.
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Do you notice you're the only one who brings up my medical condition? It never comes up unless yer out of material. And yes I have tons of confidence. Always have. Jealous I don't have to throw up to get a date?
     
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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    I'm sure she'll be here in a few minutes to call you Twinkerbell Gary, it just seems after reading the thread title Hidden Dragon's busy dry heaving.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    She's dying for your Norse knob Gary.
     
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