Hey Howard, don't blame your staff for not getting you a holiiday gift

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Ruffypup, Jan 5, 2013.

  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Blame their wives. They do the shopping. Oh! Did you notice that none of the staffs wives were at the Holiday Party. They alll arrived late to avoid having to greet you. They hate you.
     
  2. srricks

    srricks Active Member

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    What the fuck could he possibly want? I mean geez, you're a billionaire and most of you staff barely makes four-figures!
     
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    AuntDolly Musculature Staff Member VIP

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    Ruffy, you complete me. :wub:
     
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    I thought they said on BOR that most of the wives never showed up.
     
  5. srricks

    srricks Active Member

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    Like how Howard never showed up to their weddings?!
     
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    I don't imagine Howard's attitude toward the guys who stayed home during the hurricane played very well with the wives. He basically wanted them to choose him over their families and attacked them if they didn't.
     
  7. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    That's even better..... and I fucking guarantee you it's because of Howard's attitude during Sandy.
     
  8. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Right, he asked his staffers to chose him over their family. Shuli did. And Howard was proud. It's unfathomable.
     
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    You seem rather coherent this evening. Are you an imposter

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  10. tv910

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    Shuli's wife didn't go either, supposedly because she was sick. She was probably ashamed of being the only one with a husband who chose Howard over her.
     
  11. srricks

    srricks Active Member

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    Think about it, if you were Shuli's wife would you want to be seen with him?
     
  12. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :lol:

    Ruffy can be quite brilliant at times :)
     
  13. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    Ruffy and Nemo are headliners.
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    'twas a happy day for me when they both arrived. :cheer:
     
  15. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;U3-viNEqyZQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3-viNEqyZQ[/video]:3some:
     
  16. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :giggle:

    A llama never forgets. :D
     
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    Their tough luck, they missed out on a nice piece of fish.
     
  18. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    but was there a beautiful soup?