... how's the photography coming along? Is Conlon Road Photography profitable? Take any good pictures these days? Cock pictures and horse pictures don't count. ... how's the chess coming along? What's your rating? Take any more lessons lately? ... grill any good beer can (thick) food lately? Again, cock doesn't count. ... been fishing lately? Catch anything good? ... how's the cycling coming along? How many miles have you ridden on your bike this year? Did you spend thousands of dollars on more cycling gear? Cycle out to Jackie's shanty lately? ... is your potato and chicken ready for lunch? Does Grillo still microwave them for you? ... when can I expect to see "Porky's" in the theater?
When he started talking about redoing "Porkys" Is when I first saw the "Man" Behind the curtain........
Is the bigger asshole the one who charges that much, or the one who pays it? What fool would give Howard $50 for his shitty pictures? It's not like you're paying for the experience. I don't imagine Howard being fun and personable on these ridiculous photo shoots. He's an old, miserable, neurotic clown.
Now come on....you know that was because he had such high standards. The animation wasn't good enough so instead of giving his fans a sub par product, he opted to not do it at all. We are forever grateful.
"Great episode of Doomsday last night, Howard." "I'm really enjoying Kane. Fascinating stuff. Another homerun."
I am so disappointed I missed the bicycling era. That must happened one of the time I was in an area where I didn't get his show. I can not imagine how gay howard and ralph must have looked in the matching bike shorts.