Hey Howard........

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Beer Chugger, Mar 19, 2015.

  1. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    ... how's the photography coming along? Is Conlon Road Photography profitable? Take any good pictures these days? Cock pictures and horse pictures don't count.

    ... how's the chess coming along? What's your rating? Take any more lessons lately?

    ... grill any good beer can (thick) food lately? Again, cock doesn't count.

    ... been fishing lately? Catch anything good?

    ... how's the cycling coming along? How many miles have you ridden on your bike this year? Did you spend thousands of dollars on more cycling gear? Cycle out to Jackie's shanty lately?

    ... is your potato and chicken ready for lunch? Does Grillo still microwave them for you?

    ... when can I expect to see "Porky's" in the theater?
     
  2. teehee

    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    :secret:He's busy being an artist and modge podging..
     
  3. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP

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    When he started talking about redoing "Porkys" Is when I first saw the "Man" Behind the curtain........
     
  4. bznick

    bznick Hustling, Flowing, and Hating!

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    Didn't that Asshole have the nerve to charge people like $50K for a photo shoot. He's such a dick.
     
  5. ApeFace

    ApeFace Well-Known Member

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    Is the bigger asshole the one who charges that much, or the one who pays it? What fool would give Howard $50 for his shitty pictures? It's not like you're paying for the experience. I don't imagine Howard being fun and personable on these ridiculous photo shoots. He's an old, miserable, neurotic clown.
     
  6. bznick

    bznick Hustling, Flowing, and Hating!

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    Agreed, read you there...so flip a coin. Heads = Asshole, Tails = Asshole.
     
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    With talent like this 50K is a bargain.
     
  8. Wesmantooth

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    and I thought blobbin was the one with ridiculous amount of unrealized hobbies
     
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    :giggle:the cycling was the best.
     
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    Give him a break. He said he doesn't have time to do anything! LOL!
     
  12. Wesmantooth

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    I know. could picture passing massive gunky on his ten speed :jj:
     
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  13. bznick

    bznick Hustling, Flowing, and Hating!

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    Now we know his favorite was just sitting on the seat. To him, that's heaven on earth.
     
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    " oops, my seat fell off Robin"
     
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    Beffquus Scripta sunt in stellis

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    "Leave me alone. Why me? Why me? I'm busy working on 'Howard Stern - The High School Years.'"
     
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    Now come on....you know that was because he had such high standards. The animation wasn't good enough so instead of giving his fans a sub par product, he opted to not do it at all. We are forever grateful.
     
  17. bznick

    bznick Hustling, Flowing, and Hating!

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    He and Beth took up cycling in Florida.

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    "Great episode of Doomsday last night, Howard."
    "I'm really enjoying Kane. Fascinating stuff. Another homerun."
     
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    Howard and Ralph in their matching spandex bicycling gear. :facepalm:

    "It ain't flattering Howard." --Jackie
     
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    I am so disappointed I missed the bicycling era. That must happened one of the time I was in an area where I didn't get his show. I can not imagine how gay howard and ralph must have looked in the matching bike shorts.
     
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