hey im drunk and this bitch wants my dick

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by basketcase, Nov 20, 2013.

  1. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    blame it on the alcohol..............
     
  2. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Hush
     
  3. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    was hubby cool with the tit pics u sent dawg?
     
  4. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Well Basket, I'm sober and still want to see pics of your tits!!! :boobs:
     
  5. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I LOVE drunk basket! :cheer:

    Tell me a funny story!
     
  6. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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  7. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    I really like the new, semi-naked basketcase!
     
  8. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    There is no downside to hot, naked women :c

    [video=youtube;xxvdvoQgAy8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxvdvoQgAy8[/video]
     
  9. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    I like sober Basket and drunk Basket.
     
  10. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    U can't have both.

    Choose one :cmon:

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  11. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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  12. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I hate it when people start threads with potential, then leave us idiots to hold them up. :mad:
     
  13. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    Maybe she's getting plowed and will come back and tell us all about it.
     
  14. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    ...or her and Mack are having cyber sex.
     
  15. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    As long as the "Hot" is in there, like when Jean-Luc orders up some Earl Grey!

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  16. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Cool story bro :facepalm:
     
  17. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Srsly. I think I was thinking about my husband flirting hard with this girl at the casino. He was really drunk and I had to get him to the room. All he could do was sing that song "blame it on the alcohol"
     
  18. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    I thought OP was leaving forever
     
  19. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    This never happened
     
  20. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I think it did