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  1. YouveSaidItAll

    YouveSaidItAll Well-Known Member

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    Ladies, I was told by a coworker my shoe size and hands reveal I have a small cock. This is from a girl I have a flirty and fun/kidding around friendship with. Not really sure if it's more than that. Is this her telling me there isn't a chance with her, or the fact that she's thinking about my cock at all, a good thing?
    Howard related because....well, cock.
     
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    I think she may want you to prove her wrong. :)

    Disprove her hypothesis, damn it!!!
     
  3. YouveSaidItAll

    YouveSaidItAll Well-Known Member

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    Trust me, I want to, but if she's all about the size, she may be disappointed...lol Working in the average department.
     
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    Who cares, if she lets you fuck her and she likes you, she'll pretend your big, if she lets you fuck her and she doesn't like you, you still got laid. ;)
     
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    I don't believe women would refer to a man's junk in his presence without having had previous thoughts of said junk. I think I need other women's input on this conundrum.

    @IfTheyOnlyKnew
    @meanredhed
    @Quality Control
     
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    a lady at work told me she gives a good blowie.
     
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    TheMercenary Collecting Light Gold

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    This is called a "shit test". She's testing your mettle.

    Txt her right now and say "if you don't change your tone with me, you may never get to find out your theory is wrong."

    Next promptly hit on her friend.

    You're welcome.
     
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    This :coffee:
    The only reason she would talk to YOU about your junk is cuz she wants to find out for herself. Throw her a bone :dontknow:
    :winner:
    You are 100% correct!!!
    And, I'll tell you again, she's a whack job!! :nooo:
     
  9. Bristol Chicken

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    If she told you this at work and there are witnesses................jackpot. Hostile work environment. You have a case. Even better if you are her subordinate.
    But if you up and fuck her it may damage your case. (it would also reveal the size of your cock).
    Think of all your options. Go slow here. Dangerous situation.
     
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    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It Gold

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    Don't be obsessed. Four inches is fine.
    Heard that somewhere.
     
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    Agreed. She's flirting with you. In my experience hands/feet size doesn't necessarily correlate with genital size either...good chance she's aware of this and simply looking for an excuse to talk about your junk ;)
     
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    Well articulated :).
     
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    Yeah, I'm almost at that point. Dont know her friends though. She's about 9 years younger than me, so I wonder if this is something the youngsters do nowadays.
     
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    YouveSaidItAll Well-Known Member

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    Oh, and we do....I tell her all that doesn't matter, but haven't gottent o the point to where I tell her, "hey, wanna find out?"
     
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    Holy shit. I completely glossed over the "coworker" piece. Naturally, I paid greater attention to cawk tawk.

    Big bowl of oops.
     
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    Pretty sure she wants the D....just trying to be the coy, strong, don't give a shit, I can get it whenever I want broad....annoying.
     
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    Doesn't matter. Flip the script. Ask her "do you have a cute gf that tells you everything?"

    "Yes"

    "Set me up with her".

    Boom
     
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    She obviously isn't being honest....4 inches isn't getting anywhere near it needs to get near.
     
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    Hmm.

    o_O

    That.....works....
     
  20. Quality Control

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    I agree @Deee! Women don't just throw out some cock talk. It's a very deliberate organ.