Hey KOC, congrats on the girlfriend man

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, Mar 21, 2015.

  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Banned User

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    Are you gonna take her to the prom for orange balding people in their 40s?
     
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    BURN! Get him Garbear!
     
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    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Banned User

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    Do you think you would have gotten her if you hadn't circumcised your penis a few years go?
     
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    jesus christ gary
     
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    Gary throwing bombs.
     
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    HE'S CUT?!??! HOLY SHIT! What kinda person is circumcised?

    I bet she's fat too, ain't she Gar?
     
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    The Page :woot:
     
  8. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Banned User

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    the local walmart has an electric scooter with her name on it
     
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    :jj: That was a good one.
     
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    Personally reserved for her?!?! Holy shit that's fat!
     
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    Gary the Retard :rolleye:
     
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    Gary laying the smack down on KOC

    :jj:
     
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    it sounds like gp2 is jelly. some girl has taken his place.
     
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    Only thing better than when Gary makes a call out thread is when neesie or Mario does it.
     
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    :lol: I'm amazed what with how funny @garypagetwo is on here, he's not slaying major poon IRL.
     
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    where's the pic or link you melvin chode?
     
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    Mario was great, because he at least made sense.

    Talking about proms for orange people and shit. Come on, Gary.
     
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    i have no idea what that or "herp derp" means.
     
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