Hey ladies, after you went through menopause did your vag shrivel up?

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  1. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    Seriously. I saw a commercial during Jeopardy for medicine to take so sex doesn't hurt after you've gone through menopause. It said it helps the vagina cells stay alive. :wtf:
     
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    Nope.
    Still juicy.
     
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    Your mom's get all wet for me.
     
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    I would like to go through menopause.
     
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    My wife is almost 39. I wish her vocal cords would shrivel up.
     
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    This was just an excuse for you to brag about you watching Jeopardy trying to look all smart and shit....wasn't it? :fil:
     
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    Mine is as moist and succulent as a soothing aloe vera plant
     
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    It's really been sort of a non-event. I kept waiting for all the horrible things I've heard about and dreaded, and they never occurred. The only difference I see is that I gain weight easier than before, but I was always at least 10-15 lbs underweight so it all evens out
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Did you lose your sexual drive?
     
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    That Aloe oozing out must be different.
     
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    I told you not to share :nono:
     
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    Oopsie.
     
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    For some reason I was under the impression my mom went through it at 40. So I turned 40 and mentioned to her how excited I was that it was coming. She told me she didn't start until 50 :facepalm:

    Ever since my husband got snipped, I really resent my period. It's of no fucking use at all.