CCTV Hey Lady! Grabbing An Anaconda With Your Hand Is a Bad Idea!

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  1. dawg

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    Ignorance is bliss. She got what she deserved. Dumb bitch.
     
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    It latched onto her hand! You ever see their teeth? :jj:
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Oh, there's a blender!!! Let me put my dick in it and turn it on!!!

    So dumb. :jj:
     
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    :cwl:

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    What was the context?
    Why would she try to grab a python in a box???
     
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    She must have had bunz hon.
     
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    I want the chick in the black tank top to grab my snake.
     
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    i'm in school, i'm living with this dude with more money than brains sometimes. one day he bought a little boa constrictor. in a month he had several larger pythons and boas. like 8 of them or so. he had the best containers he could get. had his whole living room changed to accomodate (sp) these things. then a couple tree snakes, and tarantulas.

    he'd let the largest snakes wander around his living room (we had 2 living rooms one on each end of his huge house). you'd find them under the couch pillows or behind the tv curled up getting warm. it was odd but didn't bother me. oddly enough, most girls were kind of scared excited to be up close to them. :dontknow:

    then one day one of the tree snakes ended up starting at me from a few feet away while i was in bed. :nooo: the snakes were gone a couple weeks later and he was on to purchasing the finest stereo system and speakers available. he had a lot of hobbies. :leaf:
     
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    And all the while the producers were a safe distance away saying ...

     
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    What exactly was she trying to do?

    Was this filmed for a Survivor type show?

    Just curious.
     
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    Womans am stupid.
     
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    I have gotten bitten by one before and their teeth are pointed backward and that makes it hard for you to get it to release from your skin. But for some reason it didn't hurt that much. I didn't get bit by one that big though.
     
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    I had a Boa that bit my finger & constricted around my arm- broke my finger & it took me 10 minutes to get her disengaged from me. Blood spurted everywhere & a month later I had snake teeth working their way out of my finger. The incident was completely my fault- the majority of incidents are due to humans either doing something dumb (me) or keeping snakes they should never have in the first place (venomous). She was actually an extremely sweet girl.
     
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    Looks like some stupid reality TV show, the owners of which should be done for animal cruelty if that snake was harmed in rescuing that stupid bitch. I fucking hate snakes, if one was even in my garden I would kill it, but this is why I live somewhere no where near them.