Hey Lawsy

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, May 21, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Fuck you :pissoff:
     
  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    please post your lunch..mine sucked
     
  3. JWC

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    That was rather harsh and direct. I would expect some sort of foreplay leading up to that.
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I might not take one. I'm too busy.

    Yes, really
     
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    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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  6. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Oh fuck you.
     
  7. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Lawsy has left the building you are stuck with me
     
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  9. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    I'm actually stuck under you. Could you move over a bit. TIA.
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Word
     
  11. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Marquee this for greater effect.
     
  12. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    :sarcastic:
     
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    This thread needs nipples.
    Chriza....
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I'll marquee your face
     
  15. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    He'll do it.
     
  16. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    :jerk:
     
  17. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Tell us the story about how you came on your own face that one time. It was a good one.
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I was jerking off in the morning before work and after I came I jumped to my feet and yanked my boxers back up. The waist of them hit the underside of my dick, causing it to flip upward, and the last remnants of my load went flying into my face.
     
  19. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    k. thanks.
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    No prob