Hey Lesbos, wtf? i dont get it...splain it to me

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  1. stripes

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    Why does she dress like a man? And why are lesbians attracted to women that look like men? I don't get it, why don't they like girly girls?
     
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    my head explodes everytime i try to figure out the catch 22 of carpet munching. none of it makes sense.
     
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    Any lesbo posters?
     
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    Are there any dykes on Dawgs? :uscratch:
     
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    I got a PM that said Neesie is a carpet muncher
     
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    :pickme:
     
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    I got one that said EC is a big dyke nowadays...

    hmmmmmmmmmmm........

    :uscratch:
     
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    There was one on Sfn, she was way cool. Miss her
     
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    I never got that either! My (lesbian) cousin is very boyish, and that's what she's attracted to. You'd think if you're into women you'd be into femininity. It really IS ponderous.
    And what else is weird... she had a crush on a boy once. ONE time, and he was my friend Adam who was a long-haired, artsy, hippie-type. Very effeminate for a man.

    PLUS it's the same with dudes... how many gays are attracted to "femmes" and "twinks" and call each other "sister"? LOTS! Why isn't a gay man attracted to manliness??

    Maybe their genes tell them they're gay; ultimately they want to be with someone of the same sex, but there's a little bit of something primal in there that leads a part of them to be attracted to something that resembles a procreative "mate".
     
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    my head hurts thinking about it.
     
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    ok, so we all agree, we're clueless as to what the gays are attracted to.... BUT, wtf is ellen? she is some sort of weird alien santas elf type character that is somehow seen by lesbos as sexually attractive? wtf? my head hurts.
     
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    Fucking thing sucks!
     
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    They're just born that way, ok? Just like pedophiles and people who fuck animals. Who you happen to be attracted to isn't a choice, guys.
     
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    This pic, to me is saying "Willy Wonka meets Pilgrim".

    Maybe she's just the queen of unexpected juxtaposition all around.
     
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    i'd ask my lesbo next door neighbor but she'd prolly kick my ass.
    she drives a rag-top jeep. lesbos like the jeeps.
     
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    thanks captain point missed offtopic noshit genuis.:hat: