Hey Lever, I think I found you a job...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Popeye Saavedra, Oct 28, 2014.

  1. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    ISIS is hiring.

    "Kareem tells me he was paid $2,000 to fight alongside ISIS on the Syrian frontlines for more than a year -- and he has the battle scars to prove it."
     
  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    good one bro
     
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  3. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    You racist prick.
     
  4. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I would like Lever to train for a job as a noose tester.
     
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  5. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Lever has already found employment as a groupie to Sean Lamothe.
     
  6. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Lever is devoting all his time to his Sudbury Stud endeavor now.
     
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  7. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    It's a full time job and the hours suck, ifyouknowhatImean...
     
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  8. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    He should get a job working for Scared Straight.
     
  9. Shivvy

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  10. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    shitty should hire him at his telemarketing firm.
     
  11. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    ive heard him speak
     
  12. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Thanks, man.
     
  13. Popeye Saavedra

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    Hire Lever to clean the dog hair off your bagel.
     
  14. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    no