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  1. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    http://blogs.ajc.com/news-to-me/2011/09/12/lawsuit-white-castle-violating-civil-rights-of-the-fat/


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    Lawsuit: White Castle violating civil rights of the fat

    5:23 pm September 12, 2011, by George Mathis

    The civil rights of the rotund are being violated daily at a White Castle restaurant in upstate New York, says a stockbroker who’s well-fed up with not being able to squeeze his 290-pound frame into the svelte-sized tables.


    I'll gladly sue you Tuesday for a free hamburger today. (from New York Post)

    Martin Kessman, 64, is suing the fast-food chain for chairs that can be moved a belly-distance from the tables and unspecified damages.

    “I just want to sit down like a normal person,†Kessman said in a New York Post article.

    Kessman says he’s complained about the lack of proper seating for creatures of his girth for more than two years, but all he’s gotten for his trouble is coupons for free hamburgers.

    “Cheese was extra,†complained Kessman in the lawsuit filed in federal court.

    Kessman, a fan of the No. 2 combo, says he’s suffered physical and emotional pain from his ordeal. His knee was injured from repeatedly slamming it into the unyielding steel table supports at the eatery. And the lack of proper seating has made him feel “like an outcast.â€Â

    Instead of filing a lawsuit, Kessman could have approached a store manager and asked for a regular chair, said White Castle spokeswoman Jamie Richardson, according to the New York Post.
     
  2. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    teh Vyb can calculate damages. :c
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

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    I can't send low a pm!! :bigcry:


    On a sidenote, where can a fatty like myself get a damn burger!!
     
  4. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Cadet Happy still around??
     
  5. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    you are not a fatty!!!!! would a hottie like Mrs. Potato marry a fatty? NO!
     
  6. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    :jj:

    I was supposed to do a story on a bunch of fatties this week. Turns out they were just a bunch of homely skinnies. :crying:
     
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    i offered my services to you as a former fatty...you declined :bigcry:

    interview this loser.

    I love how he injured his knee repeatedly. the fuck? don't do it again after the first time, asswipe. Problem solved.
     
  8. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Love the descriptor:

    "Kessman, a fan of the No. 2 combo..."
     
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    it's such a great tongue-in-cheek article.
     
  10. PullMyFinger

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    The #2 combo rocks. :punk:
     
  11. Bye You!

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    it does :giggle:

    366 days since fast food!
     
  12. Bye You!

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    cheese was extra!!!!

    this guy is either severely mentally ill, or is the worst stockbroker on the planet. pay for your goddamn cheese, you penny pincher!
     
  13. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    What happened to Wendy's? :dontknow:

    Potato, did you try sizing up the fattest fatty at Perkins? I tried. No easy feat.
     
  14. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    White Castle fries only come in one size. True Story.

    Monk knows how to wax poetic.
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    To my knowledge, there are no White Castles in Canada. :crying:
     
  16. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    None in Upstate NY either, altho they are in the frozen section in the supermarket.
     
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    They started making a sack size of fries and onion rings now.

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    I know where there's one in Minnesota! :c
     
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    Even if you cook them right(slightly dampen bun, wrap in paper towel, microwave on 50% power for 60 seconds, then full power for another 20 seconds) the frozen ones just don't taste the same.
     
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    I'm hopping on the next cheetah to Minneapolis. :lo5: