Hey Married guys

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  1. Asshat13

    Asshat13 Well-Known Member

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    How can i get my old lady in a three way? Been married 15 years, never cheated on nothing but wifes friends who is a single mom just got some new bolt onz and was showing them off at the pool today.

    anybody ever make this happen in real life, any suggestion besides get them both drunk?
     
  2. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    I don't know,i'm married almost 38 yrs.
    good luck though.
     
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  3. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Good luck.
     
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  4. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Alcohol and Ecstasy! :grad:
     
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  5. Chigs

    Chigs The finest in the Nation Gold

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    Replace your S's with Z's, like you did with "Bolt Onz." She will broach the menage because she will be afraid youre too hip for her.
     
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  6. VeeB

    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    There could not be a worse idea in the world than this.
    If your wife was even remotely into such an idea, it would have happened long before you were married for 15 years. Probably when she was still young, still hot, before kids.
    Now? Sure, you could probably pressure her into it. Nag and bug her until she feels like the only way she will make you happy is to go through with it.
    Then you get to deal with the aftermath of that.

    Just get some porn and jerk off bro, seriously.
     
  7. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Let us know how it goes when you broach the subject with your wife.
     
  8. Asshat13

    Asshat13 Well-Known Member

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    yeah thanks guys. Veebs is probably right. maybe i should just get the wife some fake titties instead.
     
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    post pics of the friend with the new tits. Then we can let you know if it's worth it or not.
     
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    scoobyla Well-Known Member

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    ive done it, its not that great and it created problems
     
  11. O Face

    O Face VIP Extreme Gold

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    Ended my first marriage. If your wife's into this now she's probably not into you anymore.
     
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  12. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Did you let the other dude suck your wiener?
     
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  13. Asshat13

    Asshat13 Well-Known Member

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    id link an instgram pic but there are way too many creeps fucks here. picture a younger selma hayek with huge fake boobies

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    Metallica at the NBA Finals?
     
  15. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    come on. take a pic from her IG page and post it.
     
  16. Neesie

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    :urolleyes:
     
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  17. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    [​IMG]
     
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    more tits to rescue this shit thread pls
     
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    creep
     
  20. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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