Hey Oderus

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  1. O Face

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    Did you hear GWAR wants to play IN and AT the Superbowl? It would be epic.

    After a week and over 35,000 signatures, Antarctic overlords GWAR finally have officially reacted to the petition started by Jeff Cantrell of Morehead, Kentucky on Change.org to have GWAR play the Super Bowl Halftime Show. The petition can be signed at Change.org/GWARBOWL.

    "It has long been the joy of GWAR to submit the human race to any number of hideous tortures, and I can't think of anything more horrible than you having to watch acts like The Black-Eyed Peas and Bruno Mars perform. So the temptation to ignore this is great! But then you start thinking about all of the people that who have never experienced GWAR before, and will be forced to do so if we do get the gig, well, at that point my colossal mega-ego kicks in and I am all over it."


    After a long and wet fart, Oderus continued..."I really don't think we should be limited to playing the halftime show...I am offering GWAR as an actual team that could complete in the NFL. Think of the titanic struggle involved as the NFL submits their best players, hell, we could play against all the teams at once and still emerge victorious. For too long has the NFL ignored the obvious fact that the players should be naked, blind-folded and armed with battle axes, that land mines should litter the field and whalers should hurl harpoons randomly from the stands. GWAR is throwing our entire cosmic weight (and we are fairly hefty) behind this petition, and command all of our followers, their families, and indeed anybody who has ever existed to sign this fucking thing, and in fact for those who have already signed it to create multiple fake email addresses and sign it again!"


    :lol:

    http://rvamag.com/articles/full/224...-for-superbowl-bid-in-best-press-release-ever
     
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    already with this :facepalm:
     
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    :nutz:
     
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    could you start a chriza thread, just to get it out of the way for the day. Thanks:coffee:
     
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    Sorry man it's not organic. you can't force this shit.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    O Face, make a thread titled "Would you fuck Oderus in the ass?"
     
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    :nono: there's not a sufficient GWAR nexus, IMO
     
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    if I force a shit I ghet the rhoids
     
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    do you treat with the greasy bullets?

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    i have trouble inserting those
     
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    just push out a little and your finger goes right in. So deeeeeeeeeeeep teh pleasures
     
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    store in the refrigerator so they are not soft. :grad:
     
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    Too many chunk asses with roids in this thread. :c
     
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    Will Oderus ever address this?
     
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    have fun at your party this weekend and remember to lube up the ping pong balls for distance :owned:
     
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    I am remiss at the fact that this obvious attempt to ingratiate myself to Oderus has devolved into treatment of hemorrhoids. But what did I expect? :dontknow:
     
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    [video=youtube;vt0Y39eMvpI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt0Y39eMvpI[/video]
     
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    My penis twitched just reading that.
     
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    Oderus' hemorrhoids are like sparkly planets that orbit around his stink star.