News Hey parent. I think I messed up this weekend

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    My daughters BFF stayed over Saturday night. Sunday morning I had to drop Lil shitty off at a class and run a few errands. I left the girls at home. They were playing Xbox together. My daughter 10 the friend is 11 or 12.
    I leave my daughter alone all the time if it is just an errand I'm running.
    Anyways, the mom shows up about 40 minutes after I left unannounced, banged on the door, and rushed her daughter out of the house.

    I'm wondering if the mom text the girl and she told her mom that I wasn't there and she's mad
     
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    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    Is the mom hot?
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Very much so
     
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    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    Hmmm. That changes everything. Here's what you do. Bang her.
     
  5. ItsAWholeThing

    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure in the eyes of pussified world that is child abuse
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    This never happened.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    "40 minutes" in shitty bender time is about a week. Guilty.
     
  8. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I took my son to CCD class and went to the grocery store
     
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    yes, a pussified world
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    Hopefully she doesn't call cps on you
     
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    You said a few errands.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Why are you punishing your son with that bullshit? You should be thrown in jail for that cruelty.......better off signing him over to scientologists.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I did 2 things
     
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    Engaged Chicken VIP Extreme Gold

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    First you said a few. Which is three or more.
    Then you said it was one, the grocery store.
    Now you say it was two.
     
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    A "few" usually implies 3 or more.. BUT, that's BS anyways.. 10 and 12 in my house is old enough to be left alone for an hour or so..
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Read the first post
     
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    I don't know your biography Shivvster, but unless you have a history of touching kids or excessive drinking I think the mom overreacted.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Dropping son off at CCD classes? Might as well take his pants off and send him through a NAMBLA convention.
     
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    Then again, even if you do like touching kids the parent should be relieved you left the house and stopped touching them for a little while.
     
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    Yes! Mother is mad. Now your daughter lost her BFF. Thanks Dad!
     
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