WTF Hey parents. This is what i heard coming from my 9 year old daughter last night and i lost my shit

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  1. Shivvy

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    shes been playing Xbox live. usually she plays Minecraft. lately shes gotten into Call of Duty which i dont like because its all adults on it.
    anyways, im walking by her room to go to bed and i hear, "hahaha ya. im wearing my cheer outfit. its a leotard like booty shorts and my cheer top."

    i busted in the room going WTF. who is that? she tells me its her friend Jenna.

    what would you do?
     
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    ask jenna what she's wearing
     
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    I would smash the Xbox head set to pieces and they would never play online again.
     
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    You better talk about what assholes guys are.
     
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    Jameson?
     
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    Fucking the talk about texting pictures, all that shit.
     
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    If you don't want her describing her clothes, make her play XBox nekkid. That'll show any potential pederasts you mean business and keep them far away.
     
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    Sounds like it's time to fire up the parental controls.
     
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    i walked into my room and told my wife what she was saying. her response was "shes just being friendly." :facepalm:
     
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    Online discussions is why we don't let our youngest play those games. It's impossible to police.

    The other thing you could do is put the Xbox in a family area (living room) so she's always within earshot.

    It's not about being a helicopter parent... It's about not trusting the other people online she'd run into and her be unaware. It's protection, not lack of trust.
     
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    ive had that talk with her when she first got online. that she was never to give her real name or location. i told her that theres guys ive been playing with for years and they dont know my name and i dont know theres. when she was on minecraft i didnt mind so much cuz its mostly kids. but now shes on COD. all asshole adult men
     
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    The WORST thing you can do is give an "unaware" kid a laptop or computer in their room. Until she's over that trusting, "everyone is good!" stage, YOU have to watch out FOR her.
     
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    Seriously ??
     
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    Dude. You don't think there's perverts on minecraft BECAUSE it's mostly kids? Those are the worst ones to look out for.
     
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    yeppers. i said, "why the fuck would someone ask her what shes wearing?"
    she said, "who knows. all shes doing is describing her clothes."
     
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    Jeez, I don't know.
    I have two boys.
     
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    i know. but see, she had the Kinect hooked up and i could hear their voices as they talked through there. now shes using a headset
     
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    I got kind of a kookie idea here, man: Don't buy your fucking 9 year old an adult game to play online wih adults. Just thinking outside the (X)box here.