Hey party people.....it's me, over here at the hotel (update)

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Satori Brah, Jun 17, 2014.

  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    So yeah, I never got around to rubbing one out, as was heartily suggested by DBD. I was listening to the Yankees game on the radio while simultaneously watching "Alaska State Troopers" and eating fried calamari. Didn't feel right.

    I forgot to bring my Ambien and instead brought two bottles of Zyrtec by mistake. This is going to be a long night, folks. Buckle in.
     
  2. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Thumbs up
     
  3. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Cool
     
  4. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    What time does the male prostitute show up?
     
  5. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Dinotube
     
  6. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    have a few beers. That'll put ya out.
     
  7. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Oh.

    Heyyyyyyyy.....

    :jerk:
     
  8. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I'm over it.
     
  9. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Im at a hotel also. Maybe we're at the same one.
     
  10. Splash

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    No homo
     
  11. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Hot milk. Or try sticking the bottle of zyrtec up your ass. That might tire you out.
     
  12. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    You all better?
     
  13. Danas Boyfrien

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    Pretty sure this gal I've been hanging out with got her asshole whoa the fuck out in a Vegas hotel last night. Should I say something or just play it cool?
     
  14. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    you offering? :Marx:

    I'm not going to toss off! Drop it already.

    Dude....I'm a cross fitter. I'll get through it :rolleyes:
     
  15. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    If she's white, you got 17 minutes ec time to honor OJ's anniversary.
     
  16. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I hate traveling for work. Thank god I get paid massive amounts of cash for travel.
     
  17. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I told you guys. Low t
     
  18. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    That would take like 2 seconds. Not tiring for a crossfitter.
     
  19. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    meet you in the lobby in 5

    ugh.....nevermind

    :nojj:

    Play it cool and then cry in private.
     
  20. Mr. Potato Head

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    OMG! I am too! We have to be at the same one. :yes: