Hey people smart about money

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I wanna play with my 401k. The bottom is gonna fall out of this market soon and wanna stash my shit in something safer till I think it's right to jump back in. I have an Interest Income or Bond Fund that are considered "Stable". Say inflation goes crazy and rates go up and all that, the market has to feel the effects of that happening. Would I be better off staying in the Interest account or should I stick it in the Bond fund???
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Is this the airport, Clark?
     
  3. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    play ball
     
  4. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Anyone who helps me will get 10% of my earnings. I will mail said earnings (certified check) to you but I will accidentally mail 25% and ask you to return the extra 15% in cash. Let's do this.
     
  5. Brian

    Brian No Chwizas Girl VIP

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    Intwest wates go up.....bonds are bad...no?

    Invest in a Medicine Man World Tour. Chwiza Girl will be gwoopie.
     
  6. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    See that's what I thought too but it's considered an income fund???
     
  7. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    do I have to transfer this from the second story apartment?
     
  8. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    It's all ball bearings nowadays.
     
  9. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    get a shoe box, stash it there
     
  10. Brian

    Brian No Chwizas Girl VIP

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    Ask Ronghorn and do opposite. He's been wrong since 2005.

    ROR
     
  11. tomtom

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    The only advice you need is to not take investing advice on a forum called dawgsaloon.
     
  12. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    No, I'll help you move it. I'm not lazy.
     
  13. Xhorder

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    it'll still be generating income, but the share price will fall...
     
  14. wicked smaaaht

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    :golfclap:
     
  15. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I'm letting my deferred comp account (401k like) ride. Fuck it......I like losing 50% in a quarter!
     
  16. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken Willy one plunge VIP

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    Don't worry. Obama will be raiding and "managing" your 401K account soon enough. Sit back and let the pros take care of you.
     
  17. MatthewT

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    :secret: Plastic
     
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    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    so you'll feel great for the next three years :cheer:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    It's just a correction. Calm the fuck down. :facepalm:
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Ronghorn :jj: