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  1. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    @PLZ callmeTED :dance:

    http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/16759826/kevin-durant-announces-sign-golden-state-warriors

    Kevin Durant to sign with Warriors
    8:42 AM PT

    Kevin Durant will sign with the Golden State Warriors.

    Durant announced his decision in a post on The Players' Tribune.

    He will sign a two-year, $54 million contract, sources told ESPN's Marc Stein. The deal includes a player option after the first year.

    The biggest catch on the free-agent market, Durant met with six teams the past three days: Oklahoma City, Golden State, San Antonio, Boston, Miami and theLos Angeles Clippers.

    The 27-year-old Durant has spent all nine seasons of his career with the Thunder organization. He won the MVP in 2014, has been named first-team All-NBA five times and has made seven All-Star teams. He has appeared in four Western Conference finals and one NBA Finals, losing in five games to the Heat in 2012.

    Durant bounced back last season to earn second-team All-NBA honors after undergoing three surgeries on his right foot to repair a Jones fracture suffered prior to the 2014-15 season, when he was limited to 27 games before undergoing a season-ending bone graft procedure in March. Without Durant, the Thunder missed the postseason.

    With him back for 72 games last season, the Thunder improved to 55-27 and finished third in the West. The Thunder beat the Dallas Mavericks in five games in the opening round, upset the 67-win Spurs in six games in the second round and pushed the Warriors to seven games in the Western Conference finals.

    Durant averaged 28.2 points, 8.2 rebounds and 5.0 assists last season, and he scored at least 20 points in 67 straight games.

    In nine seasons, Durant is averaging 27.4 points, 7.0 rebounds and 3.7 assists per game.
     
  2. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

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    Send Ted my love. :hat:
     
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    PM system broken, is it???
     
  4. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Well, I'll be goddamned.
     
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    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    Aren't you happy that the Warriors are gonna win like the next 8 'ships in a row??!?!? This is very excite.
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Go to bed.
     
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    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    :jj:
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    @freds will be here any moment now with a new conspiracy theory that will involve 3-1 comebacks.

    Stay tuned.
     
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    :bigcry:
     
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    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    The conspiracy is that the Dubs choked like some bitches.
     
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  11. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Well, I didn't want to be the one to say it.



    I've watched the Lakers get blown out by damn near 40 points during the post season on more than one occasion, but that there was unbelievable.
     
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    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    It was goddamn embarrassing. They are going to have to win 'ships like 3 out of 4 years to live down that display of faggotry.
     
  13. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    It was so bad that I was about to buy into the conspiracy thing.

    I've never seen anything like that in my life.

    I don't even want to talk about it anymore and I'm not even a Warriors fan.
     
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    Durant should have gone to the Celtics and ruled the east.

    this is jumping on a winning bandwagon. kinda like Magic joining the Lakers.
     
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    freds . VIP Gold

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    you know the NBA is rigged, but you'll never admit i was correct all along. :c
     
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    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    Or he could go to Golden State and rule the world.
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Magic was drafted by the Lakers, Confucius

    And, the Lakers weren't doing anything in '78.
     
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    freds . VIP Gold

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    sure, that's the easy route. but when he wins now, Curry, Green,Thompson and the fans will remind him they won before he arrived.
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    You never do give me an answer for how it was rigged in 2004.

    Ever notice that?
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    They're going nuts in the comment section of Bleacher report.
     
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