Hey Pussah2, you here?

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  1. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    1)The night consisted of her coming over.
    2)We talked for about 10 minutes
    3)We took our clothes off. She had a horrible looking body.
    4)I kissed her for maybe 10 seconds.
    5)Sucker her tits for maybe a minute.
    6)I ate her out for about 10 minutes. She didnt smell bad but the odor was a little different. Not one I could stay there for hours, but certainly I think clean.
    7)She blew for about another 5 minutes or so and then quit. I was very hard.
    8)I stuck my dick in her and fucked her for a few minutes. My dick got rapidly softer.
    9)She tried jerking me off and I stuck it in again. I tried closing my eyes and imaging it was anyone else.
    10)I got even softer and looked like a turtle peeking out of its shell.
    11)She then said to try the strapon. She did bring a 6 inch thin one.
    12)She fucked me doggystyle. When it went in for the first minute or so it hurt like a bitch.
    13)After that, honestly it didnt feel bad, but I wasnt hard.
    14)She then fucked me missionary and my penis looked like it was in a bucket of ice water.

    15)We stopped. She changed. She said goodbye.



    That was the most horrendous, horrible, weird, uncomfortable feeling I ever had. The dildo was better than fucking that fat pig.

    She was here and gone within 45 minutes total.



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    Dear God I hope so.
     
  2. HAL

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    hes dead
     
  3. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    you lying sack of shit






















































































    I didnt mean that
     
  4. HAL

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    Damn straight
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    speak english and not that ebonics crapola
     
  6. Ray Barone

    Ray Barone Well-Known Member

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    Jig ya gotta chill on da bubonics dumb chit, son!
     
  7. DrSublux

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    back in my day they called it Jive talk

    [video=youtube;g0j2dVuhr6s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0j2dVuhr6s[/video]
     
  8. HAL

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    Ray
     
  9. DrSublux

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    Kayne
     
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    Don't bring that SFN bullshit over here, degenerate chiropractor. :nono:
     
  11. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    go stick your dick into something







































    anything!
     
  12. Ray Barone

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    LuLz!
     
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    Hal