Hey Schmoops. Question. Seriously.

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  1. Captain Insano

    Captain Insano New Member Banned User

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    Do Oreck vacuum salespersons strive to sell Kirbys, like Ford salesmen attain to sell Caddys?


    Or is it a whole culture/class thing and you have to be born into that business?
     
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    I have a Kirby, thing rocks
     
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    Dirt Devil>ORECK
     
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    you will find it humorous after you eat grumpy
     
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    home invasion find?
     
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    I was expecting you to be more of a Dyson fan
     
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    I got a Kenmore. Shit works.
     
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    Schmoopy is the last real vacuum salesman
     
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    backdoor-to-backdoor?
     
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    The Shiv? Really?
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Put me back on ignore, shit mult. :facepalm:
     
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    Captain Insano New Member Banned User

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    I guess that is a yes. I will contact some sources in the vacuum community about getting you in a salesman recovery and reintegration program schmoops
     
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    I bet you can suck the rugs cleaner then a Kirby.

    :c
     
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    I was thinking a career in Bible sales would be good for me.