Hey Schmoopy do you sell Oreck Vacuum Cleaners online?

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I would try one out but I dont want to go to a store and have smoke blown up my ass.
     
  2. Daveindiego

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    :lol:

    The old man is probably trying to get through the days without having to turn the lights on. :jj:
     
  3. doughhead63

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    I bet he would blow you to move one of them off of the showroom floor
     
  4. dawg

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    I need a new vacuum man. The one I have doesn't pick up shit anymore.
     
  5. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I don't wanna sell a vacuum to any of you Jews! Just go to Costco or Costco.com and buy the Magnesium pkg.!
     
  6. jackie the jerk

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    Not supposed to vacuum up shit :wtf:
     
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    I'm probably going to buy a Dyson from Costco. Damn if I don't spend a few hundred dollars every time I walk in that store. That and groceries is going to be an expensive trip :hehe:
     
  8. Schmoopy

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    I'm off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No vacuum talk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cuss:
     
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    his new name is oreck mike
     
  10. dawg

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    Why not?
     
  11. Double Blizz

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    Schmoopy is about to miss a sale.
    How many times in a sales career has a joo missed a sale?:facepalm:
     
  12. Artie Laugh

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    A Dyson? that sounds just peachy!!
     
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    Dydon.jpg
     
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    Jesus lost a few furniture sales at the end of his career.
     
  15. Schmoopy

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    Because all of you guys Jew me down! : oy:
     
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    Just go to Target, and get that 40 dollar Dirt Devil.

    Best vacuum I have ever had. Love that bitch. And it has this canister thing, so you don't need bags, and just through the shit out. And it has a HEPA filter.

    40 bucks, Target. :c

    This is why your old man keeps you in the back 'repairing' the shitty vacuums. :jj:
     
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    No offense, Dawg. :smile:
     
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