Hey Schmoopy, I thought of you at work yesterday when I made this old lady cry.

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  1. BaddFunn

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    Tears of joy because you saved her from freezing to death during the upcoming winter?
     
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    Schmoopy makes old ladies cry because he can't get all of the cat hair out of the beater brush :(
     
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    From what? Physical altercation or yelling?
     
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    I hope that poor old lady that Schtoopy horrified not that long ago just mercifully passed away so that she never has to relive that moment of terror again.

    :crying:
     
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    Remember the part when Schtoopy knocked the old lady to the ground after he finished yelling at her?

    :tears2:
     
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    It's called a brushroll, cow tipper! Very few vacuums have beater bars nowadays and damn you to hell for making me discuss vacuums after hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cuss:
     
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    Pics?
     
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    Lies!
     
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    And then he mocked the poor old lady because all she needed was a rubberband replacement, and she knew that was all she needed, but Schtoopy still tried to hard sell her on a shitty vacuum.
     
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    I have to renovate a bathroom and I need Badfunn to help.
     
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    I remember that hands were laid upon.....maybe you didn't have the strength to knock her off her feet.

    :c
     
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    Why? Why can't you get the goddamn cat hair out of the goddamn fucking beater... fucking brush roll!??!
     
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    He's your no bullshit plumber. He might make you cry.
     
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    Forgive me, I'm only randomly on message boards recently, but, Shmoopy really does sell vacuums?
    Like, for real?
     
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    Put money in my PayPal account and I'll tell you.
     
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    Ugh