Discussion in 'The Bar' started by BaddFunn, Oct 14, 2014.
Tears of joy because you saved her from freezing to death during the upcoming winter?
Schmoopy makes old ladies cry because he can't get all of the cat hair out of the beater brush
From what? Physical altercation or yelling?
I hope that poor old lady that Schtoopy horrified not that long ago just mercifully passed away so that she never has to relive that moment of terror again.
Remember the part when Schtoopy knocked the old lady to the ground after he finished yelling at her?
It's called a brushroll, cow tipper! Very few vacuums have beater bars nowadays and damn you to hell for making me discuss vacuums after hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then he mocked the poor old lady because all she needed was a rubberband replacement, and she knew that was all she needed, but Schtoopy still tried to hard sell her on a shitty vacuum.
I have to renovate a bathroom and I need Badfunn to help.
I remember that hands were laid upon.....maybe you didn't have the strength to knock her off her feet.
Why? Why can't you get the goddamn cat hair out of the goddamn fucking beater... fucking brush roll!??!
He's your no bullshit plumber. He might make you cry.
Forgive me, I'm only randomly on message boards recently, but, Shmoopy really does sell vacuums?
Like, for real?
Put money in my PayPal account and I'll tell you.