hey schmoopy. question

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Sep 16, 2012.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    what was your last girlfriend like?
     
  2. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    35 psi
     
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    :lol:
     
  5. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    A 27 year old Sicilian with a great ass and perfect natural 36 DD's. Her family owns a grooming and boarding place. Anything else, troll? :coffee:
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Into cocaine pretty bad.
     
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    :nojj:
     
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    No she wasn't. She sold it on the side. We did an 8-ball together on our second date and we had sex in my parent's house when they were out of town.
     
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    Never happened, junkie :coffee:
     
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    Does Cookie know about this? :munch:
     
  11. Schmoopy

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    Cookie? :scratch:
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    So she both used and sold cocaine but wasn't into it? I'm confused, Schmoopaford.
     
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    Cmon man. The psi comment was funny.

    I agree that the hand pic was definitely very lame though.
     
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    She rarely did it. She had control over it unlike me. She actually cut me off so I just started to buy it from her best friend and all hell broke loose. :hhh:
     
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    :no:
     
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    Schmoopy's living vices. :emperor:
     
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    she died of terminal punctures.
     
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    Its hard to keep your story straight when you're all wacked out on nasal spray and bath salts :funny: