Hey Suzy wanna go out with me?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jul 23, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'm not super handsome but my posting makes me a star


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  2. Swayze

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    I would probably wear that shirt
     
  3. MatthewT

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    shouldn't at least one of you have a vagina?
     
  4. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    good lord that shirt is gay as fuck
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Here's me and my puppy just chillin. He looks sleepy LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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  7. Suzy

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    Scary
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Here's me and my hot ex girlfriend


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  9. Krusty

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    But it goes so well with the haircut and dopey look on his face .
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I don't get paid til Wednesday so if we go before then, you have to pay kk?
     
  11. Suzy

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    Why don't we just go to your Mom's and watch TV?
     
  12. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    suzy please go out with him
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Okey dokey then she can make us dinner
     
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    This is Chriza's dream girl.
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Actually I'm texting my dream girl right now

    I asked her favorite movies and she said "Gangs of New York, Say Anything, anything with Marilyn Monroe, and STAR WARS"

    :eek: :jerk: :cheer:
     
  16. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Chriza gonna get raped
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Suzy, do you like knee socks?
     
  18. jackie the jerk

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    Suz-he
     
  19. Suzy

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    Do I stutter?

    S-U-Z-Y
     
  20. jackie the jerk

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    If I was doing you in the butt and called out the name Swayze would that be weird?