Hey Swedish John

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Your wish is my command :hat:

    Ask your question in here
     
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  3. Kanye West

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    i need to take a piss
     
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    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    Swedish john better get in here and ask before this thread turns to shit
     
  5. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Hey Wonderchild,

    In your opinion, what is the best rubber vagina for me to bust my nut with?

    P.S. I'm a heavy cummer. Please take that into effect here.

    :hat:
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'll piss on your sombrero you taco bender
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    She doesn't need that many details :mad:
     
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    :jj:
     
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    someone stole mine, will you buy me a new one
     
  11. wigtropolis

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    I think you are going to need to be more specific.

    I imagine there are pocket pussies and full size bottoms for your pleasure
     
  12. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Does yours dribble out Chriza?
     
  13. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    I'm making you aroused huh.
     
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    He Peruvian. Taco bender is my pet name for mark :)
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'll get you one from Chevy's if you can wait til my birthday :loco:
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    You clearly don't remember the story about me accidentally cumming on my face
     
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    I want you to make the best choice possible, there are many varieties
     
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    kelliejean Well-Known Member

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    Or the pics you posted
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Shhh
     
  20. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    OMG, I have done that too. I came over my head once. I think a little got in my hair.